Thursday, August 15, 2013

Belt it, Baby! {POTM}

I know, I know. It's another baby pattern. I apologize sincerely for having baby on the brain, but it's kind of hard not to at the moment ...

If you don't have/don't know any little ones or think children should simply not exist (which means, of course, you should have never been born, either, buddy), skip this, but please continue to love me. I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

Aaaand we're back to munchkins. You see my problem?

Anyhoo, my children are string beans. They take after their dad. Consequently, they often look like they are attempting to join a gang. They've got super-cute polka dot diapers, so it doesn't bother me all that much. Since, G started walking, however, her too-long pants have been tripping her up. I figured I should remedy the problem.

Not with rubber bands like we did with T, either.

Look at me go.

Behold, a de-gansterify your baby device!

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

Resistance is futile.

Yesterday was a wonderful day in that I got to take a shower.

Then I noticed that my bathroom smelled like pee. A lot. And not just because of my super spidey smell senses.

I did bare minimum makeup and scraped my hair into a bun with pinched nostrils, then attempted to search out the source of the odor. Had someone peed on the floor? Had T magically decided to use his potty? Was the toilet leaking?

What the heck, man?

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Friday, August 2, 2013

Photoshop Addicts Unite!

Okay, okay. I'll admit it already.

I have an addiction to over-editing photos to the brink of utter extinction.

And I'm admitting it.

Sooo, I should magically be cured now, right?

What do you mean, it doesn't work like that? WHAT THE JUNK?

If you are in the same boat (the neon green one with the wonky sail and airbrushed waves), here's some things I've learned.

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