ME! (the one with the sleep-deprived eyeballs and slightly crazed look)
We've discussed the body changes caused by pregnancy and breastfeeding before, especially when it comes to the chest area. But just because your boobs look like deflated life rafts (if they don't, by the way, I hate you) DOES NOT MEAN THIS IS ACCEPTABLE:
|Because who doesn't want to ponder Walmart's chicken selection topless?|
Or if you must do it, move to France.