Sunday, November 13, 2016

"I Finally Mopped The Floor!" Bingo

I used to mop my floor five times a week.

I was a full time college student, worked two jobs, volunteered all over the place, and somehow I still managed to mop the freaking kitchen floor five freaking times a WEEK.

These days, maybe, mayyyybe I get around to it once a week. Maybe. IF I manage to do it, IF I actually complete the task in less than three days, and IF the kids are home (they're all under five and I can't send them out for a night on the town ... yet), I end up crying because it only lasts three freaking minutes.

Or rather, I used to do this.

Then I realized it was just a floor and I turned it into a game.

All of this has happened. Multiple times.
I get this out, sit down, and wait. Bingos are rewarded with glass of wine or a brownie or if I'm desperate, the crumbs out of the bottom of the cookie jar.

Relax, have fun, and try not to take your disgusting kitchen floor to heart.