Sleep deprivation. That's the reason.
Here's a few of my favorites:
|I did say I like random.|
|Clutch that shiz!|
|Can I drop you a mail? Also ... looking for a job (may I suggest copy editor? You'd rock that.)|
|From your lips to God's ears, SpamBot!|
|I'm afraid to Google "Angular Cheilitis" or why kids would be into it, but I had to include this one because it says SNORING IS VOLUNTARY.|
YOU HEAR THAT, GROVER? I'M ONTO YOU.
|I'll just take the chocolate, thanks. And who knew laser resurfacing was the appropriate gift for the 23rd wedding anniversary?|
|Penny's landing a job! I knew she could do it! BAZINGA!|
|Another devoted fan. And he sells canister vacuums!|
|Religious SpamBot can't help but pontificate. (I know real people like this.)|
|Overly Professional Bloggers Anonymous, here I come.|
I can't help but giggle. So many lolz.
I need a life.