Five Tattoos You Wish Were Pranks

Happy April Fool's Day! I told people I'm becoming a professional beet farmer.

... they believed me.

One perk of the beet farming profession? The puns.

BEET IT! BEET IT! OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH AND EAT IT!

Wow. That sounds really inappropriate. Must be 'cuz I'm up late.

Now, on to the show soul-crushing sadness that is humanity!



Here ya go:

... except this tattoo

Oh yeah. I am DEFINITELY a bad ants with my one
nipple piercing (WHY?) and lack of basic spelling ability ...

This one speaks for itself.

If you're going to have indelible proof of your
over-inflated ego , PLEASE spell it correctly.

Okay.
After I chew you out about your complete stupidity and lack
of grammatical acuity, you may do your worst. 

What is the one thing I wish wasn't a prank? Google Nose.

Mean Girls reference.
If you haven't seen that movie, you are missing out.

Really. How cool would it be to be able to see if a perfume smells like a baby prostitute BEFORE you buy it?

Am I right?

Also, how many of you actually smelled your computer/smartphone screen?

*sheepishly raises hand*

.... WHAT?!?

It's a great idea.

As is becoming a professional beet farmer.