I signed up whilst making a gansta face like dis:
|back in the blonde era|
I can't starve myself because another human is depending on me for sustenance (more complications).
I can't exercise 26 hours a day because, well ... yeah. ALSO, I HAVE A TODDLER.
Do you know how hard it is to get things done when you are constantly listening for suspicious silence and/or screaming?
PLUS, G's getting her first tooth.
PLUS, we started potty training T.
PLUS, I REALLY LIKE EATING, HOOVER DAM IT.
|daily thought process|
... good thing I'm too lazy to bake cake!
... mom told me not to do it.
I suppose the moral of this story is ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.
Why do I have to keep re-learning this lesson?