Friday Funnies

G'day mates,

'Tis yet another round of Friday Funnies collected from the great and powerful Internets. Order up!

This is why I don't have an iPhone ... or it could be
because I can't afford one.

I'm Irish!

I don't know why I find this funny.
Maybe because it would be just like being a mom ...
"JUST KEEP THEM OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND
MAKE SURE THEY DON'T EAT ANYTHING."
Actually, motherhood is harder .

You don't have to potty train velociraptors.