This is what would happen to me:
Of course, if pounding chocolate milkshakes, popping out offspring at warp speed, and accidentally super-gluing my fingertips together become Olympics sports, I would totally kick ants.
What Olympic sport do you wish existed so you could win some Snoop Dogg (oops, I mean Snoop Lion ... because that is a much less ridiculous name) worthy bling?
Is it just me, or do the medals seem to be getting bigger?
|1988 (Holmes and Redgrave)|
|2012 (Ryan Lochte)|
|The future? (President Camacho, Idiocracy)|