I am 35 weeks pregnant today.
I managed to get dressed in something beside yoga pants for church.
I'm down to one pair of shorts, one skirt, two dresses and four shirts that actually cover up the belly without creating other weird, random bumps (seriously, how is it even possible to have a muffin top AND a gigantic baby belly? WHY MUST YOU BETRAY ME, TOO SMALL MATERNITY PANTS?)
Hopefully that will be enough to last the next two (do you hear me, tiny human? Please no more than TWO ... okay, up to five if you really need it) weeks!
Otherwise, I'm going to end up here: