Friday, June 22, 2012

What Not to Wear {Lesson One}


Welcome to the {walker whimsy} edition of What Not to Wear, the part of the show where Larry sings a silly song ...

Oh wait ...

Over the next few weeks, I'll be bringing you two important fashion lessons. Why two? Because I haven't thought of anything else yet. 

Imagine a really old computer attempting to boot Windows Vista and Mac OS-X Leopard (or was it Lion? Tiger? Bear? OH MY.) AT THE SAME TIME.

That's my brain.

Sad, but true.

Lesson One - Say Goodbye to White

If you're a mom, it is a good idea to avoid pristine white clothing.


Because this is what ends up on your shirt/skirt/the butt of those '80s flashback jeans at the end of the day:
So, if you don't want to look like you went 15 rounds with a crazed midget (oh wait, you did), say goodbye to white.

Before, during and after Labor Day ... 

Or when the crazed midgets move out.

Lesson number two? Stay tuned :-)
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