Welcome to the {walker whimsy} edition of What Not to Wear, the part of the show where Larry sings a silly song ...
Oh wait ...
Over the next few weeks, I'll be bringing you two important fashion lessons. Why two? Because I haven't thought of anything else yet.
Imagine a really old computer attempting to boot Windows Vista and Mac OS-X Leopard (or was it Lion? Tiger? Bear? OH MY.) AT THE SAME TIME.
That's my brain.
Sad, but true.
Enjoy!
Lesson One - Say Goodbye to White
If you're a mom, it is a good idea to avoid pristine white clothing.
Why?
Because this is what ends up on your shirt/skirt/the butt of those '80s flashback jeans at the end of the day:
So, if you don't want to look like you went 15 rounds with a crazed midget (oh wait, you did), say goodbye to white.
Before, during and after Labor Day ...
Or when the crazed midgets move out.
Lesson number two? Stay tuned :-)
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