For the record ...

I do not and never will understand men.

Exhibit A:

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Exhibit C:

Exhibit D:

the safety goggles are a nice touch ...

All you can really do is laugh. You can't change them. Believe me, I've tried.

Plus, your only other option is to cry hysterically into the pile of dirty laundry on the floor.

You know, the one RIGHT NEXT to the hamper.

The EMPTY hamper.

Or you could always go postal.