Words that should NEVER be used together

When it comes to parenting (and life in general), there are some words you hope you never have to use together. "Explosive", for instance, is not something you want paired with ANY bodily function. Ever.

And yet here we are ...

I do-ed it. Hoo-rah.

Yup. It appears we are working on two more teeth. With the disgust-o diapers to match. There's only a bazillion million more to go ...

Okay, I'm exaggerating.

But it feels that way.

On a completely different but kinda similar note, there are two other words that should never be used together.

NASAL and IRRIGATION.

SO. WRONG.

Who smiles when they're irrigating their nasal passages? *points to self with thumbs* Not this girl.

Who does it wrong and ends up puking salt water? Explosively?

This girl.