I have been staring at psychedelic carpet way too long to put a rational blog post together. More on that later. And geez-o-friday, it is hard to spell "psychedelic".
We officially have a toddler. T Dubbs has decided walking is better than crawling. Which means his head looks like an apple someone who doesn't know how to juggle tried to juggle with. Got that?
New parents, invest in three things now:
1) arnica
2) baby ibuprofen
3) bubble wrap
Why bubble wrap, you ask?
To make your child a bubble wrap turban.
You think I'm kidding.
I'm not.
Maybe even a whole bubble wrap suit. It would keep them relatively safe. It would wipe clean. And you would always be able to find them ...
I'm liking this idea. Shark Tank, here I come.
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