Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Random Facts of Kindness ... or not

Do you know what STAT means?

It is a medical term originating from the Latin word "statem", which means IMMEDIATELY.

It also stands for Sooner Than Already There ... which pretty much says it all.

Example: Get me some Ben & Jerry's STAT.
                               I need a hot water bottle for these stupid cramps STAT.
SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME CHOCOLATE ... STAT.

Can you tell I have a touch of PMS?


Unfortunately, hubby also has PMS. The male kind. Otherwise known as "piss & moan syndrome". You see, he doesn't feel good. And he wants a drink. And a sandwich. And the TV remote.

How 'bout this? I claw out your eyeballs, squeeze out the juice, and use the leftover pieces to make a sandwich.

Then you won't need the dang TV remote.


PMS is ug-lay.  Yes, indeed.

Caiti
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1 comment:

  1. LOL. Piss & Moan Syndrome... how come I never thought of that?

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